The Role of Women Drivers in New Zealand

Got a ride with Russell to the station this morning, went to a completely pointless algebra lecture then caught the train back home. When I got home I started working on the first part of my computers assignment.
Then I had tea and when to youth group where I found out that some mates had wrote an article about the role of women drivers in New Zealand and submitted it to the university magazine under my name.

The article:

The role of women on New Zealand’s roads
• No woman may be allowed to own or operate a motor vehicle with an engine that exceeds a 2 litre capacity.
• The vehicle must contain only an automatic transmission.
• A woman must not operate a vehicle with more than 5 seats, unless the vehicles desired purpose is to transport children.
• Under no circumstances is a woman permitted to own a vehicle manufactured or purchased with the intent to partake in any activity other than the transportation of people.
• A curfew will be strongly enforced. No woman may drive between the hours of darkness, unless purely for the purpose of picking up or setting down the husband to the pub
• No woman may be permitted to purchase or drive a “mans” vehicle. A “mans” vehicle includes trade utes, trucks, four wheel drives and any other vehicle manufactured with the intent on any purpose other than transportation of people along sealed roads.
• No woman may partake in the “pimping” of a motor vehicle, nor are they permitted to control a motor vehicle that has been previously “pimped”.
• We propose the demolition of existing bus lanes and the conversion and manufacture of mans lanes, to assist in the flow of important traffic during busy times.
• A woman shall always be under the direction of males on the road. This means that should a man sound the horn once, a woman shall pull over to the side of the road and allow her male counterpart to proceed in his journey.
• Driving at 10kph below the speed shall be severely punished.
• No woman is permitted to attempt a parallel park. We all know that it is physically and mentally impossible for woman, and the amount of time they take feebly attempting to park reduces the flow of traffic to an unacceptable level.
• A woman is not allowed to operate a rear wheel drive vehicle.
• Woman must undergo extensive driver training before they are issued with a driving licence, we understand that no amount of training will make them good drivers, but the hope is that extended driver training may at least weed out some of the worst of the woman drivers.